Make a String Bikini for Barbie!

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Are you tired of your modest Barbie?  Never lying around the house naked or wearing provocative, cheaply made clothing?  Make her a skimpy string bikini — the kids will love it!  Maybe she can even earn some extra cash.  And if your young children aren’t already insecure about living up to Barbie’s ludicrous standard of beauty, they can still look forward to feelings of inadequacy in their teenage years!  Hurray!

Supplies:

-string

-heavy duty staple gun

-methamphetamines

Step 1: Staple string to Barbie’s back, using 100 or more staples.  Careful, she’s a slippery gal!

Step 2: Take methamphetamines and watch HGTV.

All done!

Crafty Round-Up

Some crafty links for this week:

Crafty Round-Up

Ribbon Wallpaper from Studio Ditte (for some inspiration).

Buttercup Bag from Made by Rae.

Re-Purposed Children’s Artwork from Sarah Jane Studios.

Weighted Pincushion from Oh, Fransson! for Sew, Mama, Sew!.

Easter Basket adapted from a Zakka Sewing pattern, from Disdressed.

Natural Looking Birds’ Nest from Dollar Store Crafts.

Fabric Eggs from Retro Mama.

Easter Finger Puppets from The Purl Bee.

Recycled Cardboard Egg Holder from Zakka Life.

And check out the Easter Crafts Round-up at Meet Me at Mike’s for more crafty inspiration.

Weekly Craft Roundup

I meant to finish this post over the weekend, but here it is now:

button-coasters Woven Button Coasters from Linda Permann for Craft Stylish.

crochet-four-leaf-clover Crochet Four Leaf Clover from Alicia K. at Cut Out and Keep.

laminated-placemats Laminated Fabric Placemats from Wisecraft.

zakka-pincushion Zakka Pincushion from Etsy How-Tuesday.

embroidered-tees Embroidered T-shirts with templates from Martha Stewart.

lacy-garland Lacy Garland from Ravenhill (link via Whip Up).

yarn-bowl Yarn Bowl from A Friend to Knit With (link via Crafty Crow).

shamrock_cupcake_topper St. Patrick’s Day Cupcake Inspiration from Alpha Mom.

felted-wool-rocks Felted Wool Rocks from Julie Finn for Crafting a Green World.

Weekly Crafty Roundup

I’m going to try to post a round-up of the week’s best crafty projects from around the web.

Clothespin Dolls from Going Sew Crazy (link via One Pretty Thing).

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Pyramid Purse from Nicole Mallalieu for Living Creatively (link via Whip Up).

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Make your Own Mints from Nila Rosa (link via Craft Gossip). These would make sweet gifts in little tins.

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How to Re-Style a T-shirt with Pin Tucks from Cal Patch for CraftStylish.

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Lili’s Play Kitchen from Julie for Apartment Therapy’s February Jumpstart Project.

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How to Make a Stenciled Utensils Print from Domestifluff (link via One Pretty Thing).

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