Let’s be realistic. He’s not the best dad in the entire world. Remember when he lost the kids at the zoo? Or when he put them to bed in a swim diaper? I’d say 17th is pretty decent in a world of almost 7 billion people with lots of them fathers, some of whom don’t even know it. So give him a card that doesn’t bolster his already out-of-control narcissism*. Click here and print on card stock, cut and fold to create a 5″ x 5″ card. Happy Father’s Day!
*Note: This description in no way represents my own husband. And he has never lost the children at the zoo, but he did put our daughter to bed in a swim diaper years ago which resulted in a mess. On the plus side, he does most of the laundry around here.
Haha! The bit about putting a kid to bed in a swim diaper totally cracked me up. Seriously.
Sad that it actually happened though. Thanks for the fun card!
ha ha – me too
That’s a great dad story!
Ha! I printed it and added it to the book I bought for my husband. I’m pretty sure the kids would not agree with ‘only’ 17 th best though!
LOL!
When I’m out of the house, my kidlets are lucky if they are fed. For some reason, my honey can never remember to feed them. BUT, he IS wonderful about working his schedule to accommodate mine. Kidlets are rarely left with a sitter.
FYI: I taught the oldest to work the microwave & have a stock of edible to mic if I’m out. ;-P
Too funny! My hubby has put my kid to bed in a swim diaper as well
I am totally printing this out for my dad! He always complains about how stupid the #1 Dad things are, so this would be perfect for him
Love it!!
You made me laugh!
Hahaha! You’re the best!
Thanks for the giggle and the freebie
I know I am a little late, but I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Very, very clever.
This is absolutely horrible. Imagine the outcry if some guy went on about how incompetent mothers are and went on creating a card saying “21st best mother in the world”. I’m just glad i’m not married to such a twisted man eating harpy
Well, I’m glad that my husband has a sense of humor! Unlike you!
And you, Mathew dear, are a humorless nutbag.
omg Matthew, you have a serious problem!
I’d love to have the bottom part of this on a t-shirt! Email me if you ever do that.